In stark contrast to last year's self-inflicted draft-room meltdown, GM Allen went about this year's draft like a Shaolin monk and calmly assembled a fantasy juggernaut.  While David Johnson's situation is a tad nebulous in Kingsbury's new offense, complimentary pieces like Sony Michel, Aaron Jones, and newly-acquired stud David Montgomery should mask the Cards' early-season growing pains. A return to greatness for the fallen former champ looks possible this season.  The league is officially on notice.

Starting one's draft with two bell-cows in Zeke and Mixon, and a rising star, Kerryon Johnson, is never bad thing.  Though Michael's Team took one on the chin drafting a Luck-less T.Y. Hilton as his WR1, the draft capital sunk into elite playmakers, Watson and Engram, at his onesie positions may provide just enough perfume to cover the stink of starting Sterling Shepherd or Dede Westbrook every week.

Grabbing Gurley in the third round, Kupp Check locked up a potentially deadly combo, solidifying a running back room that already boasted the talents of Saquon Barkley.  If Gurley can return on even 75% of his early-2018 pace, then this GM's severe lack of depth across the rest of his roster may not even matter.  That being said, Corey Davis in the 8th is a candidate for worst pick of the draft.  Kupp Check is this year's most boom-or-bust team.

In sensory terms, Big Dick Nick's draft day experience was very much like eating a Tootsie Pop; enjoying the first few fruity and fun licks, only to wind up in a state of disgusted confusion upon reaching the large crap-flavoured brown nugget, completely tainting the thing he thought he loved.  Though GM Burt's bold Zero-RB strategy went swimmingly early on - even managing to steal Chris Carson in the fourth - it all crumbled before his eyes thereafter.  JuJu, Julio, Cooks, and Carson must carry this squad lest GM Burt be destined to carry out his Sisyphean fantasy fate once more...

After drafting well-above his weight class in 2018, GM Murray returned to his roots, drafting familiar faces, the eccentrically named, and documented pot-smokers.  Wasting mid-rounders on TE2s with Ertz already on the roster, taking Mahomes early, reaching for the wrong defense...Welcome back GM Murray, we missed you.

Mercifully upgraded from the 'Dirt Farming' peasant class for upside reasons alone, GM Cardy's squad is in dire need of a facelift.  A more repugnant run of mid-round picks I cannot recall.  Cohen, Landry, Baker, AJ Green, and Delanie Walker.  What a disaster.  Rumours of LeVeon Bell's weight ballooning to 260 lbs during his hiatus last year have to be encouraging too...Adam Gase's usage of LenDale White 2.0 and the health of Leonard Fournette will either make or break this season for last year's supposed "champ."

Where GM Burt tried and failed, GM Wright succeeded.  Executing the Zero-RB strategy to perfection, Hopkins Lymphoma's double-barrelled duo of Odell and Nuke, his sidearm Stefon Diggs, and his tolerable trifecta of underwhelming volume plays at running back should be enough to get the job done on a weekly basis.  But with Devonta Freeman's perennial injury woes and OBJ already hinting at a nagging hip injury, this roster is a total house of cards..

Although Antonio Brown's signing with New England temporarily halted Larissa's Team's painstaking week-long march toward putrescence, it remains to be seen how quickly the tragic clown will buy into the Patriot Way.  GMrs. Neve's roster as a whole, however, is not at all that shabby.  Wasted picks Darwin Thompson and Courtland Sutton aside, CMC, Kittle, Woods, and Lockett should provide enough firepower to get by until her chemically-imbalanced WR1 gets his handful of remaining brain cells back in check.

Just when we thought nothing could top the lunacy of drafting Chris Godwin in the third as his WR1, GM Stacey cried out, "Hold my beer!" and proceeded to trade away fourth rounder David Montgomery for pennies on the dollar to GM Allen.  If nabbing three consecutive QBs in rounds 11-13 doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the trajectory of this squad then I don't know what will.  Ladies and Gentlemen, your odds-on favourite to take home the Sacko this season, HotChubbTimeMachine.

Kicking off the draft with a bang, drafting Kamara and Kelce, young Icarus, full of hubris and equipped with a rigid set of dubious draft notes, embarked on his doomed flight towards the sun. Drafting not one, not two, but three LA Chargers in the first seven rounds - the last of which may not play a down of football this year - GM Neve's hopes of returning to the finals seem fanciful at best.  With Amari Cooper's plantar fasciitis a threat to derail his season at any moment and collusive spousal trades off the table this year, Connor's Co-Op may have a hard time getting out from under this doozy of a draft.